My first rant
Well hello ladies and gents,
As you have probably figured out already, my name is Curtis. Some people call me Fluffy which is another story for another time. For my 1st entry, I thought I would keep it simple and just let you know a little bit about myself and what my plans are for these postings.
First things first, we all need to give a round of applause for my main man Bluto for setting up this website. It was a wonderful idea and I know he will keep plenty of refreshing information coming your way. Now on to business, I plan on having weekly rants (although more than likely bi-weekly with my schedule) to pass along my thoughts and feelings about life. You know those little things that are pissing you off or those things that really rock. There will be an enormous array of topics that I will cover ranging from booze, chicks, monkeys, music (mostly heavy metal…anything from the Crue to Goatwhore), and my disgust for racist/sexist rednecks and cell phones, etc., etc., etc…. the possibilities are endless.
In fact, I don’t know if this is possible, but maybe we can set up a poll and take a vote on what I will go off about. For example, I can list 4 topics each week and let you decide on what you want to hear. I have many things to share and I can go off on any topic so we will see.
Any who, now a little bit about myself. I am a 26 year old heterosexual male, and to steal part of a line from the movie “Old School,” I am a very successful, very disease free gentleman. I grew up in South Dakota with a short stay as a child in Arizona. I moved to Lincoln a couple of years ago to complete my master’s degree in forensic science. In addition to school, I also work full-time for a company called DSN where I work with mentally and physically handicapped adults.
You know what, I think that’s enough for now but be sure to tune in next time for my 1st rant, it will be coming very soon. Just go to brotherbluto.com and after you’ve checked out everything simply click on the heading called Curtis. Remember, life is all strawberries and orgasms (everyone likes strawberries and who in the hell doesn’t like a good orgasm).
Party hardy, rock and roll, drink a fifth, smoke a …….
Curtis